What next?
A man has been attacked by a hooligan group of cows running riot in a field. That said, they were perfectly fine before he invaded their space. Maybe they just didn't like the fact if him being a police officer, but do we blame them?
The lies, the corruption, the violence - it goes on. That said, they're not all like that, but it depends on where in the world you are.
I hope Inspector Chris Poole has learnt his lesson and refrains from invading the privacy of the usually calm and collected cows among us. When bizarre events like this occur, there is usually more to it - so what really happened?
I was picking apples from the apple tree in my garden the other day, they were quite nice. I'm going to grab some more and make an apple pie. It made me think, yes these apples are as fresh as I am going to get any fruit. I'm in the process of growing some strawberry plants, which will fruit next year and deliver some lovely strawberries to have with various other things. It's a shame we dug the rhubarb up, but we had other plans.
I think in the future, I'll try growing some other stuff.
Whatever happens, I think I'll pass on this 116 year old orange as the stuff I produce will taste fasr better.
Fancy that, a 1970 painting that has been found dumped on a New York street has been identified as work by Rufino Tamayo and is reported to be worth around $1 million (£488,000). I wonder if the person who dumped it was aware of the valuation?
Probably not, but I bet they are gutted now.
For anyone that is interested in buying it, it's going up for sale at Sothebys Latin American Art aution on the 20th of November.